Hi. My name is Jimmy. I'm 15 years old. And I attend a public school. The school librarian was the nicest lady in the world. I couldn't believe she worked for the government. It was just too good to be true.

She would help us find the books we needed, or find someone to help us if she was already busy. She would teach us about the evils of the internet, upper-classmen, and Maryland. She even told us to avoid this one kid, and his web site "sporkfish", she called it. 

It was a cold day in January. Some of the Library Science students thought they were doing a good deed and decided to shelve all the unshelved books, not just the ones they were assigned. Little did they know, the librarian was planning on giving low grades to the other Library Science students who had forgotten to shelve their assigned book sections. 

The students responded "We're just trying to be helpful, we shelved all the books for you!" 

"But why would you do that, you're only assigned a specific section!" 

"We were just trying to he-" BANG. 

I ran out of the library as fast as I could. 

My name's Allison. I visited the public library once a week. My parents started me going there as a small kid, something about "Reading is Fundamental" or something like that. When I was four, my mom took me into the children's section to read Curious George™. 

My mom read aloud to me quietly, telling me the story of how the man in the yellow hat and the monkey went places together, like the restroom, the night club, the airport on a flight to Cuba, to the street corner where they played "dress-up", and occasionally to the police station. 

One time, while we were reading, a baby across the room started to cry. I felt bad for the baby. It must be hungry or need a diaper change, I thought. 

I thought too late. The librarian snapped. He got up and headed for the woman with the baby, and.. 

and..

It's just too horrible.. [at this point, Allison has broken down into tears in our interview, she managed to snag this photo of the act, which was then re-animated by our crime photo staff.]

Warning: The Following Photo May Be Too Graphic For Younger Viewers, so If You're a Younger Viewer, or Just Not Sure, DO NOT LOOK AT THIS:

Please, if you have seen or witnessed in any form, any librarian attacking innocent library patrons, please, PLEASE contact the "When Librarians Attack" Hotline at 1-888-555-BOOK. 

Jimmy and his pet fish "Jimmy" who comforted him  (the human) until he recovered from this horrible incident.