So guess what! There's nothing here! Why? Because you haven't submitted anything to me to put up here and make fun of! Isn't that great? NO! IT'S NOT GREAT! So send in your crap so I can make fun of it, or if it's funny enough, I'll leave it alone. Or maybe I'll just trash it. In the mean time, send your stuff to smellthefish@sporkfish.com and look at this picture for a while: